originally we were building this website to Flog Robert O's voice trax for Ad agencies or Radio Stations by E mailing Mp3-- I.D's and commercials to gullible clients worldwide...but after a few weeks, we thought "Hell No - (really in touch with our inner monkey now.) lets have fun by doing crazy sounds, Cartoons and animations. ".Crazy" is lots more Fun than "Selling" so here is your personal voice greeting to the Nutzoid side of Rubber Doe......
Robert O Greeting [47KB 0:24]
When Robert O. found The Echos - Faders, Flangers and Sound Gimmicks on his Cool Edit software from Syntrillium...he went nuts with this tender ballad.......
Click on Peter to hear Masochistic Mama [151KB 1:17]
This was recorded on the dentures of a woman sitting in the front row of Vancouver B.C.'s Yuk Yuks when Robert O. did a comedy night reserved for Radio and TV "personalities" --the low fi is due to early glitches in digital dental recording--the woman obviously couldnt say "one zero-one-one-zero -zero one" fast enough to replicate the beautiful stereo Robert was speaking in at the time--but give it a try--------
Click on the Yuk Yuks logo to hear Robert O onstage at Yuk Yuks [864KB 7:22]
Corn with a brain------these are clips from a radio show in which Robert O. wrote and voiced some comedy snippets -the main things on the collage are "THE DATE" a Walter Winchell sounding kinda guy starts with a TRUE event in history..and then "lies his ass off to twist the bit for a laugh" This guys voice could give you a headache and bleeding gums,but isnt that what the internet is for??---TRIVIA MAN we never PLAY trivia we just introduce the contestants.(Gary Owens wont sue us..Robert O. tried not to sound that much like him ) FIRST CHURCH OF SUBLIME RIDICULARIAN FASCETIOUSNESS and the Very Reverand GASS unto you---his thoughts for the day...actually are totally sane and rational listen as you munch on holy hotdogs and blessed gatorade from the Immaculate Concession stand.......
Click the On The Air sign to sample Robert O and Corn With A Brain [1,042KB 8:53]
Cartoons : Robert O. drew these --then captioned them...automatic writing? Art therapy? 90% of these didnt start out with an idea--they formed themselves..then begged to not be thrown away..challenging Robert O. to come up with a caption. section 1- Normal toonz
CLICK ON ANY CARTOON FOR A FULL SIZE VERSION
The animations are done by Robert O. as he was learning the Ulead GIF animator from web utilities... they mean nuthin--just an exercise in wacky drawing
ARE WE FAMOUS YET?? Your thievery is our praise--if you like something on this page well enough to use it on your site--or in your non-profit publication or Email please credit us and send us a quick note--If you make a profit with our stuff (we ARE copyrighted) we'll be pissed off because we're NOT RICH here at" Bob's Refrigerator box condo's "and could use tips on how to profit from our own Mental Instability --Thanks Robo and Webmaster TED (email clicker deallies on Home Page)
